O r l a n d e r    O n l i n e

April 1, 1981

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My annual birthday address:

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Keepin' it short and sweet with 10

"What I know for sure's,"

as my Aunt Oprah would say: 

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1. Having a plant-based diet makes people look down on you.

2. Only 2% of the country can do the workouts that I do daily.

3. I will hit diamond status on Carnival Cruise Lines this year.

4. Prolonged fasting has absolutely changed my life.

5. People think I am weird for not drinking alcohol.

6. People don't believe that you can be happy and single.

7. Ageism is a new thing I deal with every day.

8. The USA is & will forever be the best place to live in the world.

9. Branding my name with Orlander.org turns 15 years old this summer.

10.​​ Finally, the percentage of me ever getting married is now at .01%.

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Love ya so much!